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I’m not actually out of hiatus just yet and I realize that my posting things when I shouldn’t is really confusing and annoying and I do apologize but! I will forget these things if I don’t get them down. So. Just ignore me and come back in fall and read them as if they’re coming out every day. It doesn’t matter.

Some things that I’ve been enjoying (or not) lately and want to do full, in-depth reviews of eventually. In the meantime:

Driver: San Francisco

Despite rough polish
Hilarious game play here
What a jolly romp

The Dark Knight Rises

Not terrible but
Really over-engineered
“A solid meh“ – me

Spider-Man Reboot

Exactly needed
Best Stan Lee cameo yet
Well executed

RAT 5 Mouse

HOLY CRAP YOU NEED ONE
HOW DID I LIVE WITHOUT THIS?
WORTH EV’RY PENNY

OS X Mountain Lion

Twenty bucks later
Mere few reboots, all programs
Work better like magic

Prometheus

A good successor
Bald giants v. weird squid things
Awesome in IMAX

Look! More awesome posts:

  1. Avengers Movie Review
  2. Gerber Remix Knife Review
  3. Spider-Man

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